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Thingamajig
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:02 pm    Post subject: Christmas lists Reply with quote

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What do your characters want for Christmas?
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Stupid Girl
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Marinda wants a new target-practice dummy. The last one, I imagine, saw one too many angry brotherhood members.

Grace wants her old clothes back!

Dora wants Santa on her hit-list.

No, I kid XD. She wants something strange like a santa hat or Ooh...those toy light sabres. That'd fascinate her for hours. 'What's the point in this?' -wooshwooooosh- 'I don't get it.'
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Penny:
World peace. Also new art supplies. And an iPod. And a Wii. And some new clothes.

Adrian:
Marinda. Nightingale.

Lyssa:
To watch a sunrise.

Ororo:
One deep, passionate kiss.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Toby:
A pair of pliers, a blowtorch, and about an hour alone with the scumbag politician who thought up the MCC.

Piotr:
To see his colleagues enjoying each other's company outside of work.
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Stupid Girl
PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Adrian:
Marinda. Nightingale.


Aww. <3

See now, Marinda would ask for Adrian for Christmas, but I'm not sure we could get a box big enough to put him in. Or enough flame-retardant wrapping paper. XD
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Mab
PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Malice: Hello Santa. I'd like you to kill me. That's all.

Santa: Er...

Malice: Oh, and would it favour my cause to be naughty or nice? I'm confused on that issue, as I don't want a toy OR a lump of coal.

Courier: *not seeing Malice, obviosly* My go! My go! I want world peace, an end to famine, the cure to all disease and to live out my days as the filling in a Gina Torres/Jeri Ryan sandwich...

Stacy: *stood behind Jacob in the queue, rolling her eyes* Fine, can I have a billion dollars then? That'd just about cover everything on my list. That, and Scott wrapped in a pretty red bow... *grins* and nothing else. Well, maybe his glasses. He kinda needs those. Oh, and an elf hat! That might be cute! *wanders off, still muttering about a list of weird little additions*

Kes: *pulling Jacob away and leaping enthusiastically onto Santa's knee* FAT CLAWS MAN, YOU GIVE ME CANDY! *pause* Please? *grins hopefully*

Courier: *leaning over* She'll probably take a Power Puff Girls DVD box set while you're at it.

Malice: *totally indignant* Do you mind?! I'm still here!
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Thingamajig
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ok well, I believe Fred would want the same thing Kes does...and some pies and cakes and...just give him the keys to the bakery I guess.

Forge can make just about anything he needs or wants. But there are some priveledges that might be nice. Maybe eight hours once a week for a year in Reed Richard's "tool box". Oh the toys he could make.

Oh, Forge would also want a dvd collection of any and all things Star Trek...for working purposes of course.

Yeah, and one last thing. A night with Kaylee from Firefly/Serenity. To take in a manly fashion. Because she's pretty.

Actually, that would be a perfect matchup. All the mechanical stuff would be great foreplay for both of them. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Erik:
*Watching Kes*

Such an odd child...

*lights menorah*

Borukh Ato Adoynoy Eloyheynu Melekh Ho-oylom Asher Kiddeshonu Be-mitsvoysov Ve-tsivonu Lehadlik Neyr Shel khanuko.

((I actually meant to use this sooner--I left him out of my christmas list for a reason, right?--but got sidetracked and forgot about it and actually MISSED Hanukkah. But still, it amuses me.))
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khendros
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Scott: Umm...

Logan: Come, One-Eye, pick somethin' or move.

Scott: You can't rush a good thing. Besides, you don't seem that type to visit Santa.

Logan: Shut it.

Scott: You know what would be really great, is if I could get a picture of you, sitting on his lap, and sucking on a lollipop.

Logan: I'll give ya a knuckle sandwich to suck on.

Scott: Fine, fine. At any rate, I could use a new PC and make sure it doesn't have Vista on it. Also, a larger memory card for my camera would be ace.

Logan: You about done, boy scout?

Scott: Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

Logan: *huffs and steps up really close* I'd like me a new bike.

Scott: *whips out the camera* Say cheese!"

Logan: Wha...!?

Scott: *clicks the camera, catching an image of a confused Logan and a jolly fat man* This will bring plenty of joy to the world... at least until next year.

Logan: Bastard.
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Charged Deck
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Genius! Scott/Logan just made my laugh out loud.

I'm getting funny looks from my colleagues now...
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Mab
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ditto!
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MistieKristie
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Sage wants a computer laboratory with ALL the bells and whistles. All of them.

Mystique wants a few days to lay in bed and watch television.

Psylocke wants diamonds. Lots and lots of diamonds.

Lorna doesn't know what she wants.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Alex wants Lorna, with no bells or whistles...or clothes. Maybe a just a bow.

Pete? No idea yet.
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Stupid Girl
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Charged Deck wrote:
Alex wants Lorna, with no bells or whistles...or clothes. Maybe a just a bow.

Pete? No idea yet.


Maybe a carton of B&H with a bottle of whiskey--no glass required? XD

Hows about a stress-ball? One shaped like a bunny.
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Charged Deck
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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I thought of that, but he treats himself to those gifts every day Razz
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khendros
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Tell Alex to stop stealing ideas from Stacy!
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Charged Deck
PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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It doesn't necessarily have to be a bow. A gift tag will suffice.
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martind13
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Santa: "And what do you--"

Sinister: "I see no need to discuss my wants with an individual doing a rather shabby interpretation of a popular-culture mythical figure. Good day to you, sir."

Santa: "Erm..."

Sabretooth: "Hey, don't mind him. Ya know, I don't know what I'd want for Christmas; I got all the money I'll ever need, a new house, a little woman who's madly in love with me -- even if she don't know it yet -- so... Maybe a really nice leather jacket like that guy over there is wearing."

Santa: "Well, I'm sure I can--"

Sabretooth: "You know what? Never mind, I think I'll just cut out the middleman."

Santa: "Maybe I should call security..."

Quicksilver: "If you think it'll do any good, knock yourself out."

Santa: "Ah! And what do you want, little boy?"

Quicksilver: "Call me 'little boy' again and I'll kick your ass so hard you'll wear it like a hat. Say, I read about a new weapon called a... what was it again... a Thermal Induction Pulse Carbine, that can melt through a tank in about three seconds. I need one of those. Think you got one in your bag, fat man?"

Santa: "Um... I really don't think so."

Quicksilver: "Fine. Screw you, then."

Santa: "Who let those people in here?"
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khendros
PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Logan: *looks over at Sabertooth hassling Santa* Okay, bub, leave the man alone. He's givin' me a new bike.

Scott: Now where did Stacy go? Someone said she was mumbling about bows and lack of other accessories.
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